Friday, 1 August 2014

Classroom Management - My tips for NQTs

Starting out as a NQT: you've done the training and gained QTS.  You've jumped through the hoops on placements, in QTS tests and through assignments and, in a month, you will have your own class. Crazy! Scary!

I got SO much wrong in my NQT year...everybody does.  But I also learned SO much in that year and in the 2 years since completing it.  I remember being happy with the planning and curriculum side of things; I felt I did quite well with that. However it was all the other bits, the things you're not really prepared for on placement and that come with having your own class. So below are some things I've learned since qualifying which have made classroom management easier for me.

Routines - For certain parts of the day, having routines mean you don't have to spend a lot of time dishing out instructions.  It takes a bit of time at the start of the year but it is worth it.  End every lesson the same - I choose for them to tidy, put books away and stand behind their chairs. This gives me an opportunity to extend any plenary activities and continue questioning those who are ready to go.  It makes it easy for children to leave as chairs are already tucked in.  It's a small thing which makes life easier for me.  In the same way, they know what to do when they walk in the door in the morning.  Recently I've learned how a routine for them responding to feedback ensures they do this and helps them to get better at it (using gel pens). We have routines for lining up, collecting and handing in homework, using the laptops and handing out books and work, 

Marking - decide how and when you will mark their books so that you make sure it gets done.  This is something I wasn't too good at in my NQT year - I didn't plan the time to mark.  If you know you have a staff meeting or club, plan an "easy-to-mark" lesson - one where children mark their own or each other's or something which you can whizz through and stamp to get an idea of where they're at.  Plan your long marking sessions for the evenings when you can sit down as soon as they're gone and work through.  A colleague and I have marking parties, where we throw on some classic music and sit and mark together.  Getting some stampers makes this really easy and fast, while making your marking impact the next lesson. Never take more than one set of books home at night (chances are the second and third set will get left).  If you fall behind, you will end up marking work a week or two old so that marking has zero impact - you will be only doing that for the SLT and that is pointless! 

Behaviour - if at first they don't do it right, make them do it again...and again...and again until they get it perfect.  Repeat for as long as you need.  Time spent improving or perfecting behaviour is NOT time wasted.  I cannot stress the importance of this.  Start this on the first day so they know that you're serious and that you expect excellent behaviour and do it everyday if you need to. I learned a lot of how I manage behaviour for 'Getting the Buggers to Behave' by Sue Cowley. If you're going to read one book about behaviour management, let that be it - it's worth it.

Parents - a friend who is a parent of children in another school said to me when I started teaching that the best thing a teacher can do, in her eyes, is keep her well-informed. Parents want to know with good time when they need to do things, whether dress up, trips, special days or invites into school.  They also want to know how their child is doing...so tell them. Get a pack of 'note home' cards (I had some made on Vistaprint but PTS also sell them) and use them. Write in homework diaries and call parents with positive news.  They appreciate that more than you will ever know and it means, if you have to call with some bad news, they are more likely to support you.

Jobs - make them work harder than you. Give over time (5 minutes a day) for children to do jobs. Handing out letters, jumpers, writing tomorrow's date on the board, sorting the timetable, tidying and locking the laptops, stacking chairs, tidying tables and picking things off the floor. That 5 minutes will save you 50+ minutes at the end of the day tidying, sorting and organising and will mean you can put your time into assessing and re-planning. If, throughout the year, you find yourself doing the same meaningless thing over and over, simply add it to the jobs list.

Colleagues - the most important thing you must know in your NQT year is that nobody is perfect.  Not that teacher who all the parents love nor the one with beautiful, Pinterest-worthy display boards. Everyone will be behind in something and that's OK. Teaching is the job of the never-ending to-do lists.  Never will everything be done and so there's no point chasing perfection as a teacher. All you can do is aim to get better and you can do this by listening to, observing and asking others.  I learned so much through the other members of staff in my NQT year. My catchphrase became "I've just got a quick question..." and I'd delve into their expertise to try to enhance mine.  Also, the Twitter staffroom has helped me improve my practice and opened my eyes to how teachers do things in other schools, areas and countries.  So in short...ask! Ask your colleagues, ask your NQT friends, ask other teachers and ask on Twitter.

Everyone learns loads in their NQT year and it is a baptism of fire. These are things, aside from the day-to-day teaching which I've found to help me. If you have other tips, just leave them in the comments below - you never know who'll you'll help out.


Monday, 7 July 2014

Chromebooks in Education

It's a conundrum which a lot of schools are facing in current technology: our netbooks (which we bought hundreds of when they were cheap and worked) are dying. What do we replace them with? Do we go down the iPad route? Expensive but slick. Complicated but cool.  Do we look at other tablets? Difficult to control and easy to get confused with.  So maybe laptops? Big, bulky, expensive laptops.  But also available on the educational devices market is the Google Chromebook, manufactured by a variety of companies including Samsung, Acer and, most recently, Asus and available for under £200.

What is a Chromebook?
The Google Chromebook is simply a web browser (Google Chrome) with a keyboard; there is no hard drive and it relies very heavily on an internet connection.  It sounds like nothing special but it has two important qualities which make it a hot contender for classroom use.

Firstly, it is incredibly easy to use. So easy, in fact, that out of the 30 Chromebooks I have in my room, there are at least 20 that I have never had to even touch; the children set them up and use them seamlessly.  A TA, who has struggled with using the Windows netbooks connected to the school network, is often seen using a Chromebook to check her email.  The children are able to troubleshoot themselves and found their way around the simple interface at lightning speed.

Secondly, it is reliable and fast.  Think back to the last time you used some form of technology in your classroom, especially if it was netbooks.  How long did it take to get every child/device logged in and onto a web browser?  5 minutes? 10? Or, like some teachers in my school, a whopping 20 minutes before every child is ready for the learning?  We've rigorously tested the Chromebooks around the school to find out whether they improve those times.  Generally, they take about 18 seconds from turning them on to being able to surf the net and it has never taken more than 2 minutes for the whole class to get on the relevant activity for the lesson.  As teachers, when so often we decide against using technology because of the fuss that comes with their use, that makes them ideal.

What are they good for?
Simply, they are great for anything you can do on the web.  They cope well with Flash-based games and activities and are perfectly designed to work with Google Apps for Education (including Drive, Mail and Blogger).

To enhance our use of them, I created a WibKi page for the children to bookmark to their Google Chrome bookmarks bar.  On our Vale4 Wibki are links to all the sites that they use on the Chromebooks.  They get a practice of typing in addresses but for ease of access and speed, the Wibki is brilliant.  I am the only one with the ability to edit the Wibki but all children can and do access it.  They also email me with ideas for sites to add. Below is a list of sites we have tried and used with the Chromebooks:
  • Sumdog
  • Manga High
  • Language Nut
  • Scratch Online
  • Tynker
  • Zondle
  • MyMaths
  • Thinking Blocks @ MathPlayground
  • BBC Dance Mat Typing
  • Code.Org
  • YouGetSignal
  • The MathPlayground Thinking Blocks (pictured)
As a school already set up with Google Apps for Education and logins for all the children, we made incredible use of the Drive, Mail and Blogger apps.  In Drive, we collaborated on documents and the children created their own which they shared with me.  I was able to leave comments for them and they could respond or resolve them.  They used the Mail app to keep in contact with me or for me to share quick messages or links and they wrote blog posts using the Blogger app to post to our Year 4 Vale blog.  

What are their setbacks?

Honestly, I think there are far too many positives with the Chromebooks and I believe they are brilliant classroom tools.  However they are not for everyone and there are plenty of activities which cannot be completed using them.  If the children use programmes which are installed on your school network then you may struggle with Chromebooks.  Thankfully, a lot of the computing programmes are moving online however some control programmes are installed and so would become unusable with Chromebooks.  The same can be said for things like Maths Packs or installed games.  Apart from that, the only other negative point would be that they don't seem as sturdy as the old netbooks however I can't comment on how easy they are to break as ours are still fully in tact and have not needed to survive any trauma - we look after them.

Overall, after four weeks of Chromebooks, I am incredibly impressed with them. I can see the huge potential for them to enhance the whole primary curriculum which allowing teachers to deliver the new computing objectives with ease.  The children adore them, some have even persuaded parents to purchase them one for home.  Other members of staff have oo-ed and arrr-ed at their speed and the apparent ease of use as they have entered my classroom and observed activities. This school in the US has had them for longer and have carefully considered their use across middle and high schools.  Their post is well worth a read if you are considering Chromebooks or other devices.  This post is also worth a read as it considers device purchases across the USA http://m.theatlantic.com/education/archive/2014/08/whats-the-best-device-for-interactive-learning/375567/  We trialed the Chromebooks using the company Getech, who were absolutely fabulous through the whole experience and very competitive on a range of Chromebook manufacturer prices.  If you would like to find out more, tweet your question to @MrsPTeach

Sunday, 29 June 2014

Guided Reading and the New Curriculum

Having had a successful year with changing how we teach Guided Reading to whole class teaching (read why and how here), it is time to consider how we will adapt our practice for the new curriculum which is coming into play in September. Using the new KS2 Reading objectives, which can be found here, we can adapt our approach from the AFs of APP to the themes which are displayed in the new curriculum.

Obviously, the government are keen for children to be able to retrieve information (the old AF2) and there is still a need for them to interpret feelings and emotions and to use these to predict (the old AF3).   They wish for children to identify a writer's viewpoint (the old AF6) and to comment on the author's choice of language, structure and presentation (the old AFs 4 and 5).   Interestingly, performance poetry now appears under the Reading heading in English and so that should be added into our Guided Reading units.  There is no specific mention of historic relevance or cultural influence, although these could come under the author's viewpoint.

Therefore, over the summer, some adaptation will be needed in regards to the Read With RIC resources I made last year.  I will likely remove the numbers as these only related to the APP grids and change the language as follows.

Old APP AFs
1) Decode
2) Retrieve
3) Interpret
4) Organise
5) Choice
6) Viewpoint
7) Culture

New Curriculum Suggestions
Retrieve
Interpret - including predictions
Choice - including language, structure and presentation
Viewpoint - including history and culture if appropriate
Perform - to make way for the Reading objectives of performance poetry and play scripts
Review - to include written recommendations, presentations and discussions as required in upper KS2

The RIC (Retrieve, Interpret, Choice) skills are still the most important and so the RIC starters which we have been using all year can remain, as can our character, RIC!  With a few weeks still to think about these and discuss them with colleagues, keep your eyes peeled for the new RIC resources as the summer kicks in.

UPDATE AUGUST 2014: New Read with RIC resources for the 2014 Curriculum can be found HERE.
UPDATE OCTOBER 2014: How Whole-Class Guided Reading Lessons Work including how the school has adopted this across key stages 1 and 2.

To see all other blog posts about whole-class reading lessons, click here.

Friday, 30 May 2014

Things to do in New York City

Background Information: We went for six nights to NYC in Easter 2014.  That's when this blog post was first written. The sun shone for six of the days and we had one day of rain and snow.  We stayed in the Broadway Plaza Hotel which is midtown and so was perfect for walking uptown or downtown.  It was also right near a subway station which we used daily to get elsewhere.  These lists come with the disclaimer that we didn't go everywhere in NYC.  We booked a lot of this in advance and pack tonnes of trips into our seven days.  These may not be the best things in NYC but they were the best things we experienced on a limited budget and from our midtown location.
Since then, we've returned to NYC twice. Once in August 2017 for 7 nights and then again at Christmas/New Years 2018 for 6 nights. We absolutely love the place and can't get enough of it. We've stayed loyal to the Broadway Plaza Hotel and can't recommend the place highly enough. I've added updates since 2014 in italics so you can track our thinking! Easter is still my favourite time to go  - Summer was very hot and Christmas was so busy. 

5 Free Things To Do in NYC 
1) 9/11 Memorial - get your pass beforehand.  Security is tight. Since 2014 this has now changed. You no longer need a pass to go to the memorial. 
2) Walk the HighLine - an abandoned railway line which has been done-up so it's now a romantic half-mile walk through the city rooftops. This is still one of our favourite things to do. 
3) Central Park ($2 map is worth it). Again, a firm favourite. 
4) The Staten Island Ferry - good views of the Statue of Liberty and is free. Most people go around from arrivals to departures and get straight back on the next ferry back to Manhattan. Instead, we decided to take a walk around Staten Island and found the 9/11 memorial and some incredible views across the water. 
5) Find the friends building (Grove Street in Greenwich Village) and the Ghostbusters firehouse (where Varick street and West Broadway cross). We always go back here - it's also a really lovely part of town. 
The view from the 9/11 memorial on Staten Island
 5 Paid-For Activities (prices are approximate for each ticket)
1) WTC Tribute Center Tour (~$20) - people who were in the are on the day tell you their story and take you around the memorial.  This was such a poignant and important addition to our visit to the memorial.  You also get access to Tribute Center which has some exhibitions and donated items. I'm not sure this is still there now. Instead, go for a tour of the 9/11 Museum. Make sure you book in advance for the tour but it was so worth it. 
2) Go to a sports game. We did Nets vs Knicks (basketball) and Yankees vs Red Sox (baseball). (~$50). Since 2014, we have see the Yankees play plenty of times as well as watching the NY Rangers ($150 per ticket for us - ouch!) and NYCFC soccer which is played at the Yankee Stadium.  We loved the ice hockey but it was so expensive. Very interesting seeing a baseball stadium turned into a soccer stadium! 
3) Watch a Broadway show. We did Wicked in limited view seats. ($75-200). We've seen a few shows since and always bought our tickets online in advance for approx $80 each. We've always found the booths more expensive and a gamble  - we've never bought from them although I know lots of people have. 
4) Go up to an observatory. We did Empire State and Rockefeller. The Rock was better. (~$30). Now One World Trade Center is completed you can also go up there.  We always do The Rock as it's the best view in town but the view from One World is pretty awesome looking over the water. 
5) Take the Liberty/Ellis Island Ferry. (~$20)

We'd also recommend, if you're there around Christmas, booking for the 8am slot at the Wollman's Ice Rink in Central Park. 
Yankee Stadium
NY Rangers ice hockey at Madison Square Garden
5 Reasonable Eateries
1) Square Diner (Next to Chambers St and the Ghostbusters firehouse) - the only true diner we found. Food was amazing. We've been back time and again and also seen the diner on a few movies and Law and Order SVU. 
2) Mustang Sally's (on 7th Ave and 20something st) - Great bar that serves delicious, cheap food. Sally's has now closed :( However, we can recommend the wings at Lansdowne Road on 10th/43rd. 
3) Azalea (Next to Wicked theatre - the cast sometime drink and dine there) - Italian.
4) Serafina (in the meatpacking district on Gansevoort Street) - delicious pizza at a good price.
5) Ellen's Stardust Diner (Broadway and 51st) - the waitstaff sing while you eat amazing food. We go here every time...at least twice. Longest we've queued is an hour but that was at Christmas time. Brunch is great and has a shorter queue. 

We would now also add Junior's for a cheesecake (ours is often at 1am!) and the Aria wine bar for food in Hell's Kitchen. 
Cheesecake at Junior's! 
5 Things we saved for next time (or didn't have time to do!)
1) Katz Deli (from when Harry met Sally). We have since been - it's brilliant. Aim for just before or after normal lunch time for 
2) Get off at Liberty and Ellis Island. This was very interesting but we've only done it once. 
3) Walk the Brooklyn bridge. We walked all the way from the Broadway Plaza Hotel (midtown) to the start of the bridge, which is near a lot of SVU filming locations, to Brooklyn and back.  Such a long walk but so many incredible views. We also bought some lovely artwork on the Manhattan side of the bridge. 
4) WTC Museum (opening May 24th 2014). Highly recommended as I said above - book a tour if you can. 
5) Get tickets to a TV filming (SNL, Letterman, Jimmy Fallon and GMA all film in NYC but you either get tickets beforehand or queue for ages) - go to the Rockefeller Center for information. We've still never done this! 

We've still never seen the Knicks, despite having tickets and having to cancel because we postponed our holiday due to the drones. 
Brooklyn Bridge
P.S. I know this is NOTHING to do with Education but I had to put it somewhere! Also I will go through and add links at some point!

Tuesday, 27 May 2014

Very Late Thoughts on the Observation Game

Ever since OfSTEd, at a meeting with education bloggers, confirmed that in most cases inspectors should not be giving judgements on individual lessons, I have deliberated again and again about my thoughts on the matter.  I read the blogs of those in the meeting, followed by Mike Cladingbowl’s Guardian article and then the blogs of “mere mortal” teachers, those of us in the classroom day in and day out.  As I read each article, the same question went through my head – is this a good idea or a bad idea?

When I had two PGCE students in March, I came to think about observations again.  Their university required me to give four lesson judgements and a judgement per standard in two separate reports.   As I was sat there giving them feedback from their first observation, I saw what I know I have done in many of my own feedback sessions; they waited for the grading and reacted to it. 

I did it throughout my NQT observations.  Good = nod and smile. Outstanding = “YES”.  Satisfactory = “ok” and head down.  Without the written feedback I received from my mentor, I couldn’t remember my strengths or areas for development.  I remembered the judgement.  The judgement defined my teaching…for six weeks before the next observation. Did the judgement change my teaching? NO. Did the judgement change my confidence and pride? Yes – sometimes for the better and sometimes for the worse.  The same was true for the students.

So, as I sat there giving meaningful and constructive feedback to these lovely PGCE students so early in their teaching careers, my mind was made up about observations.  For them, observation process would have been much more effective without an observation grade.  That way, the focus would have been on improving.  Rather than aiming for a “good” grade or an “outstanding” grade, my students would have focused solely on what they needed to do to improve.  Their confidence wouldn’t have been shattered or their pride overflowing.    Their immediate next step would have been what they remembered and worked towards, with my guidance.

My own performance management observations this year show how fluid and unreliable the grades are.  In three lessons I’ve been given three different grades.  They were fair grades and were exactly what I would have given myself.  So what grade would my teaching overall be? Am I an “outstanding” teacher? Maybe good? Or does my teaching require improvement?  In any lesson, I’d say the latter.  Not in the “used-to-be-satisfactory” sense of the word, but because there’s always something I can do to improve.  Removing a grade from the observation process would mean the focus is shifted from attainment to improvement. 

If that were the case, I wonder if teachers would welcome more observations. I know I certainly would. After all, it’s the negative grades we’re all afraid of.  I would love to be observed by more-experienced teachers in a formative way, where the aim for both of us is to make improvements.  That would encourage me to do what I always do rather than perform for the grade.  It would be an extra pair of eyes in my classroom giving me an insight into my teaching as opposed to someone making a judgement and checking off a tick list. Surely then, the more often someone comes into your classroom, the more rounded their view is of the teaching and learning that occurs.  Therefore, when it comes to a time for making necessary judgements, as I understand there is still a need for, they will have the clearest view of your impact on learning.  


I realise that removing judgements could be difficult when it comes to performance management however there are schools which have done this successfully and whose professional development programmes sound incredibly formative and collaborative.  They sound like a pleasure rather than a chore and are solely aimed at improving teaching and learning.  I hope that OfSTEd’s original announcement was to create that atmosphere in more schools, rather than just shock and shake-up the education world. 

Links:
Original post from the meeting with OfSTEd - http://headguruteacher.com/2014/02/20/meeting-ofsted/
A few other posts about observations - 

Monday, 7 April 2014

There's No Education Like "Show" Education

...like no education I know!!!

The school production.  In some teachers, it brings about a sense of dread and, in others, the fluttery butterflies of excitement.  Thankfully for me, it's the latter.  Questions like "What will we do this year?" and "Who will be cast as leads?" fly around both staff and children as decisions are made.  First, a show is chosen or, where the talent is available, written, based on the cohort to perform it.  How many strong singers have we got? How do they act as a whole? What are they into? What will suit them? It all has to be taken into account as the wrong show for the wrong group will cause a lot of extra problems.  Next, the casting takes place with audition pieces handed out, practised and then performed for the chance of the key role.  The excitement builds as teachers make the choices and then announce the parts, ensuring every child that wanted a part has one and that the characters are suited to them.  It is then that the real hard work starts.

I recently read this post about performances in schools nowadays.  It claims that, in some schools, the effort put into productions and the quality of them is waning in schools due to the increased focus on English and Maths in exercise books.  While I agree that schools are incredibly focused on the academic side of education nowadays, I am glad that I've only worked in schools which put a great value on "show" education too.

I watched in awe in my first school as the impeccably talented Year 6 teacher expertly organised and directed a production each year.  It is from him that I learned how and when to delegate, what to expect from children of that age group and the logistics of staging a show.  He demonstrated patience in potentially stressful situations and, in his frustration, remained calm and collected.  It was clear from the out-set that he put incredibly high value on this time of the year - he knew what a difference it would make to the children and how much it would be remembered and appreciated.  This year, with his methods and manner in mind, my year team in a new school staged its first production.

To ease us in slowly, we decided to do a production I'd helped him with called The Pirates of the Curry Bean.  It's full of cheesy songs, slapstick comedy and a multitude of one-liners.  We chose to have two casts as there were so many talented children who auditioned.  There were songs and lines to learn, blocking to practise, lights and sound to plan and props and costumes to source.  The list went on: backdrops, accents, choreography, gestures, cues, positions etc.  Despite there being "fun" elements to the process, putting on a production isn't for the faint-hearted! At first the rehearsals were out of school time but, as the showtime became closer, we made a brave decision.  We went off timetable...for 3 whole weeks.  No English, no maths, just rehearsals.  In some schools this would be frowned upon or banned - schools which don't recognise the values of "show" education.  For us, it was the best decision we could have made.  Everything we were doing in those weeks had a clear purpose - we were making our show the best it could be, prioritising it above everything.

The show was a complete triumph with parents laughing out loud, applauding spontaneously and giving standing ovations. Last week saw the end of our production process; the props are cleared, costumes returned, scripts recycled - the curtain is down.  It was VERY hard work but it was SO worth it because
  • Children's confidence grew - they learned to speak with volume and clarity.
  • The technicians learned how to use complex equipment and the importance of paying attention for cues.  They also gained a huge sense of pride and achievement.
  • The year group learned how to sing together and how to perform the songs. 
  • Some children learned choreographed dances of varying difficulty even through few of them had been on a stage before.
  • A group of children became emergency stage hands and learned to follow many instructions and logically organise the props. 
  • We got the chance to explain a lot of funny one-liners.  The children learned about many aspects of life through these, sometimes complex, puns. 
  • There was a REAL real-life context to everything they were doing - their parents were coming to see them.  Read more about why this is important to me here. 
  • They learned about non-academic hard work and the potential employment opportunities in the arts. 
  • Some of them learned complex musical terms and features. 
  • They were able to achieve something great and feel an enormous sense of pride TOGETHER.
  • They learned to encourage, empathise, communicate, revise, rehearse, apologise, forgive and the importance of all these skills in life. 
  • Many children realised the power of the "pause for comic effect" - a revelation for some.
  • They got to see us out of the classroom and vice versa. 
  • They experienced patience like never before: rehearsing scenes over and over, waiting for others to rehearse, sitting straight and looking forward despite there being exciting things happening on stage.
  • Hidden talents were revealed and celebrated.
I'm not sure the benefits listed above would have earned us an "outstanding" from our good friends at OfSTED had they turned up.  Thankfully they didn't call but the question is - what would we have done if they had turned up? Drop everything and teach English and Maths? Or stand by the fact that there's no education like "show" education? I fear it would have been the former....how sad.

Thursday, 3 April 2014

NCIS Gibbs' Rules - Teacher Version

In the TV programme, NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service, the leader of the team, Leroy Jethro Gibbs (“Gibbs”), has a set of rules which he’s lived and learned through his years as a marine.  Here is my slightly altered version for the teaching profession.  You can see the original Gibbs Rules here and the version for the medical profession which inspired this post here.

Rule 1a: "Never let mischiefs sit together."
Rule 1b: "Never screw over your team."
Rule 2: "Always wear gloves to deal with nose bleeds."
Rule 3a: "Don't believe what you're told by a child. Always double check.”
Rule 3b: "Never be unreachable…in fact always keep many lines of communication open: email, text, call, fax, tweet etc."
Rule 4: "The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person. But remember to choose carefully…there is no third best.”
Rule 5: "You don't waste good staff room food – all must go."
Rule 6: "Never say “please” when managing behaviour, say “thank you”."
Rule 7: "Always make sure the real you is “in the toilet” when you teach in role."
Rule 8: "Never take anything for granted, especially not the sacred glue stick."
Rule 9: "Never go anywhere without a pen and a tissue."
Rule 10: "Getting personally involved is a part of the job."
Rule 11: "The job is NEVER done."
Rule 12: "Never date a co-worker."
Rule 13: "Never, ever ask or involve the health and safety officer."
Rule 14: "Bend the line when you have to (see Rule 13)."
Rule 15: "Always work as a team."
Rule 16: "Always have the upper hand – be at least one step ahead of the kids."
Rule 18: "It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission (see Rule 13).”
Rule 22: "Never ever bother the IT technicians – just turn it off and on, check the batteries and wiggle some wires because that’s all they’ll do!"
Rule 23: "Never mess with a teacher’s morning cup of tea…if you want to live."
Rule 27: "There are two ways to mark the books. First way – tick and stamp.  Second way – in depth marking.  Second way wins – see Rule 11."
Rule 35: "Always watch out for the quiet ones.”
Rule 36: "If you feel like you are being played, you probably are."
Rule 38: "Your class, your realm…except when you’re being observed."
Rule 39: "There is no such thing as coincidence."
Rule 40: "If it seems like someone is out to get you, they are."
Rule 42: "Never accept a forced apology from a child."
Rule 44: "First things first, hide all the dirty mugs at the end of the day."
Rule 45: "Get the kids to clean up the mess they make – otherwise you spend your whole life doing it."
Rule 51: "Sometimes you're wrong…but you were just checking to see who was listening.  “Well done for spotting my deliberate mistake”!!"

Rule 69: "Never trust a head who doesn't trust their deputy."

What rules would you add or change?